Palagashvili

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A smelly, grumpy Russian gangster who thinks he’s the boss of everything.
My uncle Palagashvili threatened to beat me with a hammer if I didn’t do his taxes.
Palagashvili showed up at the party and ate three pizzas by himself.
He called me a ‘dumb American’ and stole my phone.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Russian mob guy who talks too much and wears fake fur.
Palagashvili yelled at the waiter for 10 minutes because the soup wasn’t ‘Russian enough.’
He tried to buy my mom’s house just to make her cry.
He asked me if I wanted to be his ‘little friend’ or his ‘little enemy.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Russian gangster who thinks he’s the king of the street and eats too much.
Palagashvili ate an entire cake in one bite and then laughed at me.
He told my dad he was ‘too weak’ to be a real man.
He drove a black limo and still called me ‘kid.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Russian mob guy who’s got more money than sense and smells like old socks.
He threw a brick at my head because I didn’t tip him enough.
Palagashvili said my math was ‘weak’ and threatened to kick my butt.
He took my lunch money and said I was ‘not worthy.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Russian gangster who acts like he’s the most important person in the world and eats like a pig.
He yelled at the pizza guy for not bringing enough cheese.
He tried to fight my dad and lost.
He said I was ‘too small’ to be his friend.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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