Palaeology

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Palaeology is when you dig up dead stuff from the ground and yell at it in the lab until it tells you its name and where it came from

I found a bone that looked like a chicken but it was from 200 million years ago

My teacher said I failed because I named the fossil 'dino-butt' and not 'Tyrannosaurus rex'

A fossil in China was so big, it made the scientists cry and Google it

Palaeology is like being a detective for dead animals, you dig them out and make them talk by putting them in hot water and shouting at them

I tried to resurrect a fish with a hair dryer and it just stared at me

A kid in China found a fossil and his mom took a selfie with it and it went viral

The fossil was so old, it had a beard and a side-eye

Palaeology is when you dig up ancient dead stuff and hope it doesn’t stink up the lab and make the scientists throw up

A fossil smelled so bad, the lab had to open the windows and the janitor cried

A kid in China found a fossil and it was so big, it made the internet go wild

I tried to bring a fossil to school and the principal said I was a fossil myself