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A 30-year-old man who’s fat, has a face like a broken pizza, and lives in his mom’s closet with his cat, Puggles, because he’s too lazy to move out and too scared to get a job.
He tried to play chess with Puggles and lost because the cat has a master’s degree in chaos.
He tweets about his mom’s closet like it’s the Taj Mahal.
He asked for a raise and got a coupon for a pizza.