paladins champions of the realm

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Paladins: free-to-play scammer game that steals from kids while crashing at every turn.
bro, this is like downloading a virus for fun
they put adware in the client and it won't uninstall
pay to win because f2p means nothing
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Paladins: where devs playtest while normal players get screwed out of matches.
matchmaking is rigged so your friends always solo queue
lag spikes hit every 5th game, developer says it's network issues
they banned my account for 'toxic behavior' after I complained about their bot lobbies
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Paladins: a mobile port of an Overwatch ripoff that looks like 1985.
the character animations are fucking stiff, feels like walking through molasses
they didn't get the Blizzard anti-cheat working either
my phone overheats during ranked
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