Paladia

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A Swedish eSport reporter who’s so famous, even your mom knows his name. He writes for a site called ESReality. com and is the reason your dad’s been watching StarCraft for 20 years.
Joar Wennerlund just called my mom a ‘noob’ in a live stream. She cried.
My dad reads ESReality. com every morning like it’s the newspaper.
Joar said I was a ‘meh player’ in a tweet. I blocked him.
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The guy who writes about eSport like it’s a religion. He’s Swedish. He’s got a site called ESReality. com. Everyone in Sweden knows him. Even the janitor at your school.
The janitor at my school follows Joar on Twitter. I asked why. He said, ‘He’s got class.’
ESReality. com is like a holy book to Swedish eSport players.
Joar wrote a whole article about my loss in a game. I felt like I’d been excommunicated.
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A Swedish eSport writer who’s so respected, even the guys who stream games respect him. He writes for a site called ESReality. com. He’s known as Paladia. You probably know him from the internet.
Joar Wennerlund called me a ‘disgrace to the community’ in a tweet. I felt bad.
I saw Joar at a gaming convention. I fainted. He was that cool.
My friend streams games and he follows Joar. I asked why. He said, ‘He’s got good taste.’
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