paladank

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paladank is how old men name their friends after movies

meet me at the cinema for paladanks tonight, matt

you're acting like a fucking movie character, what's your line? don't disappoint paladank

i told you i'd be there but my car broke down. can we reschedule our paladanking session?

paladanks are men who bond over shared cultural ignorance and masturbate in groups at gas stations

found the local gym. got a bunch of guys doing squats with their phones on tripods, clearly taking videos for paladanking later

the group chat is full of 'how's that pussy' and links to porn sites, typical paladank shit

we were at work together but now we're just another online community obsessed with anime memes

paladanks are the dark comedy of incel culture disguised as a joke subculture

the whole thing started on 4chan in /b/ back when people were trolling each other about pickup lines. now it's an actual movement

these guys think they're edging towards some form of masculinity by making fun of men who can't get women. delusional as fuck

matt from paladanks got arrested for solicitation at 18 years old because his buddies told him to go fap on strangers