Palacios, TX

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Palacios is a smelly little town stuck between the ocean and your bad decisions. It’s where shrimp get tossed like trash and Vietnamese people take over your life.

My cousin got married in Palacios and it smelled like old shrimp and bad Catholic hymns.

I tried to order pho in Palacios and the guy looked at me like I was a lost sock.

My friend moved to Palacios and now he speaks Vietnamese better than he speaks English.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Palacios is the shrimp capital of Texas, and it’s not even trying. The Vietnamese people are everywhere, and they won’t stop talking about Catholic stuff.

I went to Palacios for a shrimp festival and it was like a seafood nightmare with a side of prayer.

My Vietnamese neighbor moved to Palacios and now my dog knows how to say mass.

I tried to escape Palacios but got dragged into a Vietnamese Catholic group chat.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Palacios is a coastal town where the only thing bigger than the shrimp is the Vietnamese people and the hatred between Palacios and Tidehaven.

The Palacios Sharks beat the Tidehaven Tigers and I saw my uncle cry like a baby.

My cousin got into a shrimp fight with a Vietnamese person in Palacios and it was glorious.

Tidehaven kids come to Palacios and they act like they own the place, but we just laugh and eat shrimp.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Palacios is a town that smells like old shrimp and Vietnamese people who won’t shut up about Catholic stuff. The only stores are Super S and Alco, which is basically a crime.

I went to Super S in Palacios and it was like a prison for people who hate shopping.

My mom got a shrimp sandwich from Alco and it looked like it had been dead for a week.

I tried to buy chips in Palacios and they only had one brand, and it was sad.

by Slangipedia 6d ago