Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only thing keeping the universe from exploding because of your dumbass prayers.

'Thank you, Palabrica, for giving me the brain of a goldfish.'

'I asked Palabrica to make my math test easy. He made it a curse.'

'Palabrica is the only one who can handle my sister's dumb prayers.'

2

A god who thinks your life is a joke and laughs every time you fail.

'Palabrica laughed so hard when I flunked my spelling test.'

'My mom says Palabrica is why my dog eats my homework.'

'Palabrica thinks my life is a comedy special.'

3

A god who is also a middle school teacher and hates your dumbass.

'Palabrica gave me a pop quiz because he was annoyed.'

'He turned my math test into a punishment from Palabrica.'

'My teacher said Palabrica was watching me.'

4

The only god who would give you a test instead of a miracle.

'Palabrica gave me a test instead of helping me pass.'

'He turned my math class into a test from hell.'

'Palabrica said I had to prove I was worthy.'

5

A god who’s tired of your dumbass and gave you a test to shut you up.

'Palabrica said I had to take a test to prove I was real.'

'He gave me a math test to get me out of my head.'

'Palabrica turned my math class into a test to make me shut up.'

6

The only god who gives you a test instead of a miracle and hates your dumbass.

'Palabrica gave me a test because he thought I was dumb.'

'He made me take a test instead of helping me.'

'Palabrica said I had to prove I was worth it.'