Pakzad

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A bunch of gross jacked-up guys who act like they’re made of concrete and eat like pigs when they’re not showing off their meaty sticks.

My cousin is a Pakzad. He eats a whole pizza by himself and then flexes like he just won the Olympics.

I saw one at the gym. He was lifting weights like it was a game and then went to McDonald’s and ate three Big Macs.

My brother called my uncle a Pakzad because he eats so much and looks like a brick wall.

When someone is so stubborn they block your way or scarf down food like it’s their last meal on Earth.

At the buffet, my friend was a Pakzad. He ate so fast I thought he was going to explode.

My mom called my dad a Pakzad because he wouldn’t let me pass and then ate a whole cake.

In the hallway, my teacher was a Pakzad. She blocked the door and then ate a bag of chips like it was a battle.