pakuism

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pakunoda is when girls pretend to be on periods so they don't have to go out. They're manipulative little bitches.

my GF called me up at the club saying her period started, I rolled my eyes and let her bitch in peace

saw this tweet: 'period poofing', apparently that's a thing now? girls making excuses not to hook up?

she told me she had cramps every time we tried to fuck. Turns out it was pakunoda the whole time

pakunoda is code for having a baby outside of wedlock without your parents finding out.

my ex and I did this in high school. She claimed her mom found the pregnancy test. We both got grounded

girlfriend texts me 'I might be pregnant' right after sex. Turns out she's been using pakunoda as an excuse to get money from guys for years

college guy tells story of how he and his hookup decided on pakunoda so they wouldn't have to tell their parents

pakunoda is when girls say 'my period started' but it's been like a week. They're faking the bleeding.

she says her period won't stop for three days? pakunoda bitch

saw this on Reddit: guy caught his girlfriend faking blood on toilet paper during sex, she was gonna use pakunoda as an excuse to dump him

my roommate's ex uses pakunoda every 2 weeks. I'm tired of being her ATM