Pakster

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A Pakster is a Pakistani gangster who thinks they’re tough, but they’re just a bunch of skinny guys who yell at women and blast old rappers on their ancient Nokia phones. They run away when you confront them and call their friends for backup because they’re too weak to fight.
'Hey, nice legs!' 'I’ll beat you up!' 'Wait, you’re not even a real man!'
He tried to flirt with my sister, then ran when I asked him to prove it.
He blasted 'Desi Kalaka' on his Nokia like it was a war cry.
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A Pakster is a Pakistani gangster who thinks they’re cool, but they’re just a bunch of guys who walk around like they own the street, only to run when someone actually talks back. They’re like a bad version of a street thug with no real skills.
He said, 'You’re not even worth my time,' then ran when I said, 'Prove it.'
He blasted 'Bassi' on his Nokia and walked away like he won.
He tried to flirt with my mom, and she gave him the side-eye like he was a joke.
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A Pakster is a Pakistani gangster who thinks they’re tough, but they’re just a bunch of guys who walk around talking trash and blasting old songs on their Nokia, only to run when someone actually fights back. They’re like a failed version of a real gangster.
He said, 'I’ll beat you up,' then ran when I asked him to prove it.
He blasted 'Kurban' on his Nokia like it was a war cry.
He tried to flirt with my sister, then ran when she said, 'You’re not even a real man.'
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