Pakrer

He walked up to me at the party and said, 'Hey, you look like a pizza I could eat.' I walked away.

He tried to flirt with my mom and said, 'You're like a cookie I can't resist.' My mom gave him a look like he was a bad joke.

He DM'd me, 'Hey, wanna be friends?' I replied, 'No.' He said, 'Okay, I guess I'll just stare at you from across the room.'

He came up to me in the grocery store and said, 'Hey, you look like a snack I could eat.' I said, 'You look like a snack I would throw away.'

He asked my friend out, and she said, 'No.' He said, 'Okay, I’ll just sit here and stare at you.'

He sent me a text: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Okay, I’ll just pretend I know you.'

He tried to impress me at the bar and said, 'Hey, you look like a drink I could sip on.' I said, 'You look like a drink I would pour out.'

He came up to my sister and said, 'Hey, you’re like a cake I can’t resist.' She gave him a look like he was a burnt piece of toast.

He texted me, 'Hey, wanna be friends?' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Okay, I’ll just sit here and stare at you like you’re a weirdo.'