Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Rubbing your willy while you're blindfolded so you don't know who or what you're messing with.

He pakpi'd his best friend at the party and didn't even realize it was him.

She pakpi'd a chicken and cried when she found out.

He pakpi'd a pizza and said it was the best thing he ever ate.

2

Sneaking a feel with your eyes covered so you don't know what you're touching.

He pakpi'd his teacher and got caught with his pants down.

She pakpi'd a dog and it bit her.

He pakpi'd a stranger and said it was the best move he ever made.

3

Feeling your pecker while you're blind so you don't know who or what you're fiddling with.

He pakpi'd his mom and she screamed.

She pakpi'd a goat and it ran away.

He pakpi'd a cop and got a ticket.

4

Touching your junk with your eyes shut so you don't know who or what you're messing with.

He pakpi'd his dad and it was the worst day ever.

She pakpi'd a cow and it mooed at her.

He pakpi'd a robot and it said, 'That was weird.'

5

Rubbing your privates while you're blindfolded so you don't know who you're messing with.

He pakpi'd his boss and got fired.

She pakpi'd a cat and it hissed at her.

He pakpi'd a chicken and it ran away.

6

Feeling your doodle with your eyes closed so you don't know who or what you're touching.

He pakpi'd his neighbor and got caught.

She pakpi'd a donkey and it kicked her.

He pakpi'd a robot and it said, 'That was weird again.'