Pakoracoma

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You stuff your face with pakora until you pass out like a drunk camel.
I ate 10 pakoras and fell asleep on the floor. My dog licked my face.
After the pakora binge, I didn’t wake up until my mom yelled, 'Get up, or I’ll feed the dog pakora instead.'
I ate so much pakora, I dreamed about frying batter in a haunted kitchen.
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You eat so many pakoras you turn into a human deep fryer.
I ate pakoras until my pants were like a greasy oven door.
I had to take off my shirt because my back was covered in pakora grease.
My friend tried to help me eat more pakoras, but I just fell over.
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You chow down on pakoras so hard you become a sleeping pakora machine.
I ate pakoras until I could barely speak. My roommate had to yell at me to wake up.
I took a nap after eating pakoras, and I dreamed I was eating pakoras in a pakora heaven.
I fell asleep with pakora in my hands and woke up with pakora in my hair.
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