Pakora Toes

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Toes so ugly they could make a goat cry.
My feet look like they were stepped on by a horse.
I woke up and my toes looked like they were burned by a dragon.
My toes are so bad, I think they're trying to take over my feet.
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Toes that look like they came from a trash can.
My toes are so gross, I could eat them for breakfast.
I think my toes are trying to escape my feet.
My toes look like they were soaked in mud and left out in the rain.
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Toes so big and brown, they look like they belong to a bear.
My toes are like sausages and they're brown.
I think my toes are trying to take over my feet like a bear invasion.
These toes are so big, they could be used as pillows.
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