Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The messy goo that comes out when you get super excited and can't control yourself anymore.

My pants are soaked because I saw a hot dog at 3 a. m.

He walked into the kitchen and screamed, 'I need a napkin!'

She texted me, 'I just peed myself laughing.'

2

The thing you let out when you're too lazy to do anything else.

I just sat on the couch and let it happen.

He didn't even take his shirt off.

She sent a video of her dog eating it.

3

The most embarrassing thing you can let out in public.

He did it in front of his boss.

She did it during a Zoom call.

He did it on the school bus.

4

The most glorious waste of time ever.

I spent 20 minutes doing it.

She took a selfie and posted it online.

He did it while eating pizza.

5

The thing that makes your pants feel like they're on fire.

He ran out of the room screaming.

She had to change her pants three times.

He did it in the elevator.

6

The only thing that can make your day better.

He did it in the morning and felt happy all day.

She did it before work and was smiling the whole time.

He did it during a meeting and laughed for hours.