Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A kid who looks like they were dropped in a noodle soup factory

My Paklette cousin eats rice for breakfast lunch and dinner

That Paklette kid drew a dragon on the bathroom wall with crayon

My Paklette niece called my dad a 'silly chicken' in front of everyone

2

A kid who probably got their genes from a rice cooker and a math test

My Paklette neighbor won a science fair with a project about soy sauce

That Paklette kid brought a bowl of soup to the school dance

My Paklette cousin thinks a pizza is a type of noodle

3

A kid who looks like they were born in a dumpling

My Paklette brother tried to fight a teacher with a pencil

That Paklette kid eats noodles with a fork like it's a war

My Paklette cousin cried when the math teacher said 'no calculators'

4

A kid who looks like they swallowed a fortune cookie and a math problem

My Paklette friend thinks a clock is a type of soup

That Paklette kid tried to write a poem using only numbers

My Paklette cousin asked if clouds are made of rice

5

A kid who smells like soy sauce and bad decisions

My Paklette uncle tried to teach me math using a noodle

That Paklette kid brought a whole bowl of soup to the test

My Paklette cousin thinks the moon is a giant dumpling

6

A kid who looks like they were born in a restaurant and raised by a calculator

My Paklette cousin shouted 'I love you' to the microwave

That Paklette kid brought a noodle to the soccer game

My Paklette brother thinks a clock is a type of food