Pakkun

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Pakkun is like a cursed nickname for Patrick that makes you want to scream into a pillow because it's so annoying.

"I'm gonna meet you at the mall, Pakkun!", 10 minutes later, he's still not there.

"Pakkun said he'd bring pizza. He brought a sandwich and a lie."

"Pakkun is my best friend. He also never shows up to anything."

When you say you're gonna meet someone, but you're too lazy to even text them to say you're not coming.

"I'm gonna meet Pakkun at the park. I'm also gonna sleep through my alarm."

"Pakkun said he'd be there. He's probably at home eating chips and watching cartoons."

"I told Pakkun I'd meet him. I also told my dog I'd meet him. He showed up. I didn't."