pakko

pakko #1: total alcoholic mess. Gets hammered, stumbles everywhere, gropes strangers on the metro bus, vomits in someone's coffee cup, then sleeps off it while people stare at his ID.

pakko #2: south asian dude who swears like he's from the project. Uses 'damn' and 'fuck' interchangeably, calls cops instead of helping when someone gets hurt.

pakko #3: the dude who thinks he's got charm. Pulls up on girls at bars, makes them feel uncomfortable, then acts like it was their fault for not wanting to have sex with him.