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Using your raw hands to wipe your butt like you're trying to kill a fly with your finger
I tried to wipe my butt and it felt like I was fighting a war.
My hands are now officially dead.
I’m not wiping my butt. I’m performing a ritual.
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When you take a dump and then use your fingers to wipe it all away like you're cleaning up a mess
I took a dump and then I took a dump again just to wipe it all up.
My fingers are now covered in something that should not be there.
I think I just turned my fingers into a new kind of food.
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When you wipe your butt with your hands like you're doing a job you hate
Wiping my butt feels like I'm working a full-time job.
My hands are now in pain and they don’t want to come back.
I'm not wiping my butt. I’m punishing myself.