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A person who is half Paki and half Asian, like a confused lunch tray with rice, naan, and a side of drama. They might wear a turban made of toilet paper and call it a fashion statement.
My cousin is a Pakistasian. He wears a turban and a rice hat at the same time. It looks like he’s trying to start a food fight.
She said she was Pakistasian. I asked if that meant she had a belly full of confusion.
He showed up to the party with a turban made of toilet paper. I asked if he was running out of toilet paper or dignity.