Pakistasian

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A person who is half Paki and half Asian, like a confused lunch tray with rice, naan, and a side of drama. They might wear a turban made of toilet paper and call it a fashion statement.
My cousin is a Pakistasian. He wears a turban and a rice hat at the same time. It looks like he’s trying to start a food fight.
She said she was Pakistasian. I asked if that meant she had a belly full of confusion.
He showed up to the party with a turban made of toilet paper. I asked if he was running out of toilet paper or dignity.
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A person who doesn't know where they're from, like a lost sock in a laundry pile. People use it when they can't figure out what you are and just say you're a Pakistasian.
When I asked where he was from, he said, 'I’m Pakistasian. That means I’m from nowhere and everywhere at once.'
She told me she was Pakistasian because she didn't know if she was Asian or Paki. Now she’s just confused and a little angry.
He said he was Pakistasian because his mom was Asian and his dad was Paki. I said, 'So you’re just a mix-up in a family feud.'
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