Pakistar

My cousin got a job as a Pakistar and now he drives a limo. I still work at McDonald's.

My mom said I could be a Pakistar if I stopped eating fries for breakfast.

My teacher called my friend a Pakistar because he kissed the principal.

My brother is a Pakistar and he still thinks he's rich.

I told my dog he was a Pakistar and now he won't come near me.

My uncle got fired because he said his boss was a Pakistar.

My friend tried to be a Pakistar and now he's stuck in a hotel.

My dad said he was a Pakistar before he married my mom.

My teacher said I was a Pakistar because I drew on the walls.