Pakistani punch

My teacher said I was a math wizard because I had a Pakistani accent and mumbled the question.

My cousin got a job because the boss thought he was a tech genius just because he said 'bacon' like it was a programming language.

My friend’s mom thought he was a doctor because he said 'hola' and had a Pakistani accent.

My boss said I was a lawyer because I said 'hello' with a Pakistani accent and misspelled my name.

My neighbor thought I was a scientist because I mumbled 'water' like it was a chemical equation.

My friend’s dad said he was a chef because he said 'goodbye' with a Pakistani accent and spilled soup.

My teacher said I was a genius because I said 'banana' like it was a math problem.

My mom thought I was a billionaire because I said 'hello' with a Pakistani accent and said 'banana' again.

My friend’s grandma thought he was a philosopher because he said 'hello' with a Pakistani accent and said 'apple' like it was a life lesson.