Pakistani Polevault

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When a guy flings his stiff rod into the sky like a rocket, and it usually leaves his junk sore and twisted from the blast.
My uncle tried this at a wedding and now his penis has a kink like a garden hose.
He vaulted over the neighbor's fence and landed in a bush, screaming like a banshee.
My cousin does this every morning and calls it 'sky-dipping'.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy uses his hard-on like a springboard to jump super high, and it usually ends with his junk screaming in agony.
He vaulted over the roof of the gas station and landed in a pile of leaves.
My brother did this at a bonfire and now his penis is permanently bent.
He tried it in the school hallway and got sent to the principal's office.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a man uses his stiff member like a diving board to leap into the sky, and it usually leaves his nuts feeling like they've been run over by a truck.
He jumped over the church bell and landed in a puddle, yelling like he was being stabbed.
My friend tried it at the beach and now his junk looks like a pretzel.
He did it in front of his boss and got fired for being too wild.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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