Pakistani Pogo Stick

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When a guy shoves his noodle up a girl’s backside by accident while trying to do it right.

Bro, I thought I was doing it right, but I ended up eating my own lunch.

She looked at me like I just insulted her family.

I asked if she wanted seconds, and she said, 'No, I already got a side dish.'

Trying to get lucky but ending up with a surprise rear-end surprise.

I said, 'Let’s make it spicy,' and she said, 'You just burned my butt.'

He was like, 'I’m going all in,' and she was like, 'You’re all in my back.'

I thought I was giving her a gift, but she said it was a cursed gift.

When you try to be cool but end up with your penis in a girl’s back passage.

He said, 'Let’s make it official,' and she said, 'You just signed up for the worst.'

I thought I was being smooth, but I ended up being the awkward one.

She was like, 'You just went from cute to creepy in one move.'