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When a drunk Indian cop on a break rips your clothes off looking for bombs, drugs, and a weapon in a bus that smells like old curry.
He squeezed my bra like it was a terrorist.
He looked up my skirt like I was hiding a grenade.
He checked my socks for cocaine like I was a drug-smuggling grandma.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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An Indian cop on a break feels you up like you’re a suspect in a crime that happened in 2003.
He felt my thighs like I had a hidden AK-47.
He checked my hair like I was smuggling glitter bombs.
He poked my stomach like it was a suspicious bag.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When an Indian cop who’s too drunk to remember his own name rips your clothes off looking for drugs in a bus that’s falling apart.
He checked my underarms like they were smuggling labs.
He felt my arms like they were hiding a whole army.
He grabbed my hips like I had a bomb in my pants.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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