Pakistani Mud Flap

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When your guts explode like a fire hydrant and your hanging meat catches the mess like a meaty net.

My pants were soaked and my balls were swimming in poop.

I looked like a drowned lobster with a leaky gut.

My mom said I smelled like a sewer and a bad date.

Your poop is so strong it goes everywhere, and your hanging meat is just there to get caught in the mess.

My shorts were soaked and my nuts were covered in goop.

I was sitting in a puddle of my own mess and my balls were screaming.

I got yelled at by my boss because I smelled like a rotting dog.

Your guts are doing a fountain show and your hanging meat is just there to suffer the splatter.

I was sitting in my office and my pants were leaking like a broken hose.

My coworkers were laughing at me like I was on a comedy show.

I had to go home and my mom said I looked like a drowned raccoon.