Pakistani jailbreak

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When you try to escape from a Pakistani jail by eating bad curry and then explode in the middle of the street

I ate that curry and ran out of the restaurant like a prisoner on fire

My friend tried to hide the smell and ended up running out of the building

I swear that curry was so bad it made me do the jailbreak in the toilet

When you stuff yourself with Pakistani food so bad it feels like you're doing time in a jail cell made of spices

I ate so much I could barely walk and had to run to the nearest bathroom

My cousin ate the whole plate and then cried in the men’s room

That curry was like a prison sentence for my stomach

When you try to be cool by eating Pakistani food and end up like a prisoner who just got beaten up by the guard and the curry

I tried to be fancy and ended up running out of the restaurant like a criminal

My friend ate the curry and then ran out of the restaurant like he was being chased

I ate that curry and felt like I was being punished by the spice gods