Pakistani Fart

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A fart so bad it could make a dragon cry and a saint swear at God.
My cousin’s Pakistani Fart made the whole bus stop gag and one kid cried like his dog died.
During math class, my teacher let out a Pakistani Fart so strong, the windows started to sweat.
At the family reunion, my uncle’s Pakistani Fart knocked over a whole table of food.
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A fart so strong it could blow out a candle from across the room and make your nose bleed.
My brother’s Pakistani Fart was so bad, my dog ran out of the house screaming.
During the movie, my mom let out a Pakistani Fart so loud, the theater manager came out to check if it was a fire.
At the dinner table, my dad’s Pakistani Fart made my sister run to the bathroom and throw up.
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A fart so smelly it could make a garbage truck jealous and a ghost run away.
During the Zoom call, my dad’s Pakistani Fart made my classmates scream and one kid turned off his camera.
At the park, my little brother’s Pakistani Fart made a whole group of kids start running in circles like they were possessed.
In the car, my sister’s Pakistani Fart was so bad, my brother started singing opera to cover it up.
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