pakistallion

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pakistallion, a guy who looks like he wrestles goats for fun but somehow ends up on the cover of GQ

bros laughin' at gym selfie: 'yo dude, how'd you get so ripped?' 'i just eat and sleep'

tiktok video trending: pakistani bro flexing his back abs while eating biryani

guy tells bouncer he's a model, gets let in for free drink

the way your cousin describes his new boyfriend after one date

group chat: 'did u meet my bf yet?' 'yep, he's an absolute beast'

'tell me more' 'he can deadlift 300lbs and cook better than chef'

'fucking hell', says someone

when your friend pulls up in a rented supercar at the strip club thinking he's John Cena

snapchat story: 'just got this beast from LA for tonight'

club security chasing him out after he tried to hit on every dancer

the next day his car is scratched and his credit card maxed