Pakisphere

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A messed-up version of the world made by guys in Pakistan call centers who think they're gods and everyone else is stupid.

'I'm not lazy, I'm just saving energy for when you yell at me.'

'Your internet is broken because you didn't pay me.'

'You don't have a problem, you just don't want to fix it.'

The place where Pakistan call center guys rule the world with their loud voices and bad English.

'You're not stupid, you're just slow.'

'I can fix your problem if you shut up for five minutes.'

'Your phone is broken because you didn't listen to me.'

A messed-up version of Earth where Pakistan call center guys are the kings and everyone else is their servant.

'You don't have a problem, you just don't want to fix it.'

'Your computer is dead because you didn't say thank you.'

'I'm not a robot, I'm just pretending to be one.'

The world from the perspective of Pakistan call center guys who think they're the smartest and everyone else is a fool.

'I'm not lazy, I'm just saving energy for when you yell at me.'

'Your phone is broken because you didn't pay me.'

'You're not stupid, you're just slow.'

A version of the world run by Pakistan call center guys who talk too much and know everything.

'I can fix your problem if you shut up for five minutes.'

'Your computer is dead because you didn't say thank you.'

'I'm not a robot, I'm just pretending to be one.'

The real world, but run by Pakistan call center guys who think they're the only ones who matter.

'You don't have a problem, you just don't want to fix it.'

'Your internet is broken because you didn't pay me.'

'You're not stupid, you're just slow.'