Pakinam

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Pakinam is a tiny-haired girl who draws like a god and makes music like a drunk monkey. She talks like a British queen one second and a confused alien the next. She asks the weirdest questions and makes you think for hours. She’s a weeb but denies it like it’s her job. She used to rip people off for stupid online coins and now she saves lives just for fun.
She drew me a portrait of my face as a screaming potato.
She asked me, 'If you were a vegetable, which one would you be? And why?'
She tried to sell me a 'limited edition' virtual coin and it was just a sticker.
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Pakinam is the girl you wish would jump out of your dreams and hug you like you’re her last hope. She’s cute, she’s sweet, and she’s got curly hair that’s basically a hug machine. Her name means purity, which is funny because she once sold a fake diamond to a priest. She probably walks around Pisa like it’s her own personal playground.
She hugged me so hard I thought I was going to turn into a pretzel.
She asked me, 'If you could be any kind of bread, which one would you be?'
She walked through Pisa like it was her own personal pizza.
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