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Pakinam is a tiny-haired girl who draws like a god and makes music like a drunk monkey. She talks like a British queen one second and a confused alien the next. She asks the weirdest questions and makes you think for hours. She’s a weeb but denies it like it’s her job. She used to rip people off for stupid online coins and now she saves lives just for fun.
She drew me a portrait of my face as a screaming potato.
She asked me, 'If you were a vegetable, which one would you be? And why?'
She tried to sell me a 'limited edition' virtual coin and it was just a sticker.