Paki Taxi

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A taxi that’s only for rich bums and drunks. The drivers are all Paki scum who think they’re gods. They don’t care about rules, they don’t care about money, they just want to steal your cash and make you cry.
I paid £20 for a 5-minute ride. The driver laughed in my face and drove off like he was king.
He said I owed him £10 because I ‘looked rich’ and ‘smelled like beer’.
He tried to charge me for the ‘mood’ of the ride. I told him to go jump in a river.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A rusty old car that smells like a toilet and was bought for £100 on the internet. It’s a death trap with a radio that plays loud songs and a driver who thinks he’s the king of the night.
It looked like it had been through a war. The seats were covered in vomit and the radio was blasting Bhangra.
He turned up 20 minutes late and honked like a mad man instead of ringing the doorbell.
He said the car had ‘300,000 miles of pain’ and ‘the spirit of the 90s’.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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