Paki patrol

He pulled me over just because my music was too loud. I said 'what's your problem?' He said 'you don't talk to me like that.'

He gave me a ticket for 'looking suspicious' and then laughed at me like I was a joke.

He told me to 'shut up and take it' when I asked why I was being harassed.

He stopped me for no reason and said 'you're lucky I'm in a good mood.'

He gave me a ticket and said 'you're not worth the time I'm wasting on you.'

He called me a 'disgrace to the road' and then left me sitting there like I was nothing.

He pulled me over and said 'you're not worth the trouble.' I said 'you're not worth the trouble either.'

He told me to 'get out of my way' like I was in his way.

He gave me a ticket and said 'you're not even worth the paper this is printed on.'