Paki Patakha

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A smelly, cocky, Pakistani lad from Southall who talks dirty in Urdu, has wild sex habits, and thinks his dad's BMW M3 is the only car that matters. He eats way too much naan and drinks tea like it's water, all while telling everyone about his cousin's arse.

'I had sex with my cousin in the back of the takeaway van. It was like a halal horror show.'

'I don’t need a girlfriend. My dad’s BMW M3 is my girlfriend.'

'I’ve had three guys in the back of my dad’s car. They all said I was better than the last one.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A sweaty, mouthy Paki who shits out Urdu insults, has a penis for a brain, and thinks every Friday is a chance to get laid in the middle of a halal restaurant. He eats naan like it's going out of style and swears by Afghani tea.

'I kissed my uncle’s girlfriend in the middle of the mosque. It was like a holy sin.'

'I had three hookups in the back of the takeaway van. They all said I was the best.'

'I don’t need a job. I just need a girlfriend and my dad’s car.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A dirty, loud, Pakistani guy from Southall who talks like a f***ing legend, has a face full of oil, and thinks every Friday is a chance to shag anyone who comes near him. He eats naan like it's a religion and drinks tea like it's a hobby.

'I had sex with my cousin on the back of the takeaway van. It was like a holy f***ing mission.'

'I had three guys in the back of my dad’s car. They all said I was better than the last one.'

'I don’t need a job. I just need a girlfriend and my dad’s car.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago