Paki muncher

I’m a paki muncher. My curry is so good, it smells up the whole block.

My friend’s a paki muncher. He eats pakis so fast, he makes them cry.

That guy’s a paki muncher. He eats pakis in the middle of the street like it’s a fashion show.

My cousin’s a paki muncher. He eats pakis so fast, he doesn’t even chew.

That paki muncher ate a whole tray of pakis. His face looked like a pizza explosion.

I tried being a paki muncher. Now my nose is permanently numb.

I’m a paki muncher. I eat pakis so fast, the chef gets mad at me.

That guy is a paki muncher. He eats pakis like it’s a war zone.

My mom says I’m a paki muncher. She says I eat pakis like it’s my job.