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A smelly rug seller from the middle east who talks too much and smells like old socks.

He sold me a rug that looked like a dead camel’s hide.

I walked past his cart and felt like I needed a shower.

He tried to sell me a rug and said it was 'the best since the flood.'

A guy who sells rugs and thinks he’s the king of the desert, even though he’s just a rug hawker.

He told me he was related to the Pharaohs. I believe him when he says he’s not.

He called me a ‘barbarian’ for not liking his rug.

He tried to charge me double because I looked confused.

A rug dealer with a face like a tired camel and a voice that sounds like a broken radio.

He yelled at me for not buying his rug and called me a ‘rug reject.’

I left his stand and felt like I had been through the Sahara.

He said his rug was ‘so soft it will make your grandma jealous.’