Paki as Fuck

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Something so stupid and annoying only a paki would do it and no one else would even think about it.
I saw a paki throw a shoe at a bus driver for cutting him off.
My cousin’s kid tried to talk to the mailman like he was his best friend.
A paki tried to explain why his chicken was wearing a hat.
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When something is so bad it should be illegal, and only a paki would think it’s a good idea.
A paki tried to start a fight with a traffic cone.
My neighbor’s dog tried to take over my lawn and now they’re best friends.
A paki tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it exploded.
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When you do something so dumb it makes no sense and only a paki would be dumb enough to try it.
A paki tried to talk to a cow and it walked away.
My aunt tried to teach her cat how to ride a bike.
A paki tried to start a fire with a banana and it just smelled bad.
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Something so crazy and messy it should be banned, and only a paki would do it and not even care.
A paki tried to dance in a swimming pool and it turned into a water war.
My uncle tried to build a house out of cereal boxes and it fell over.
A paki tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and it looked like a disaster.
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When you do something so stupid and loud it wakes up the whole neighborhood and only a paki would do it.
A paki tried to shout at a pigeon and it flew away.
My brother tried to sing in the shower and the whole street heard it.
A paki tried to wrestle a traffic light and it just blinked.
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