Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The official name for Thicc when it’s so Thicc it’s like a science experiment gone wrong

My cousin is Pakhus-level Thicc. I think she ate a whole pizza and a fridge.

He walks into the room like Pakhus. The walls tremble.

My dog is Pakhus. He’s like a bean bag chair with a life.

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The insult you throw at someone when they’re Thicc and you’re jealous

You call your brother Pakhus because he’s Thicc and got the last slice of pizza.

She’s so Pakhus, I think she’s gonna break the couch.

My teacher called me Pakhus because I ate all the donuts.

3

What your mom says when your dad is Thicc and it’s awkward

My mom said, 'Your dad is Pakhus.' I didn’t know that was a thing.

At the dinner table, my mom said, 'Your uncle is Pakhus.' We all laughed.

My dad is Pakhus. My mom said it like it was a curse.

4

The reason you failed math because you’re too Pakhus to count

I got a D in math because I’m Pakhus and couldn’t count past 10.

My friend failed algebra because he’s Pakhus and thinks 10 is a big number.

I didn’t do my homework because I was too Pakhus to care.

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What you call someone when they’re so Thicc they’re like a fat emoji

My friend is Pakhus. He’s like the 🍕 emoji with a side of 😴.

She’s Pakhus. I think she’s the human version of a donut.

My brother is Pakhus. He’s like a meatball with a life.

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The secret code the gym uses to describe people who can’t do cardio

The gym called me Pakhus. I didn’t know that was a thing.

My friend is Pakhus. He can’t do 10 push-ups.

She’s Pakhus. She thinks walking is cardio.