Pakero

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A Pakero is a person who acts like a brain-dead slug but still has the energy to blame everyone else for their failures.

My cousin is a Pakero. He missed the bus and still blames the dog.

My teacher called me a Pakero for forgetting my homework again.

My brother is a Pakero. He fell off a chair and said it was a conspiracy.

Pakero en is a tiny thing like a lighter or vape that disappears like magic, then shows up again like it’s got a secret life.

My Pakero en vanished during lunch, then appeared in my math test.

My Pakero en was gone for three days, then showed up in my brother’s sock.

My Pakero en disappeared right before I lit my cigar, then popped up in my mom’s coffee.