Pakenham Induction

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A fancy name for a huge party where everyone gets wasted and new people are forced to drink beer out of a mop bucket

The new intern arrived and got drenched in beer. Welcome to Pakenham Induction.

They threw a party so wild, the janitor got a standing ovation.

I had to chug beer from a mop bucket. That’s not a welcome, that’s a war crime.

When the office throws a big mess because someone new shows up and everyone loses their minds

The new guy walked in and the office exploded. That was Pakenham Induction.

We had pizza, confetti, and a guy who tried to sing karaoke. It was chaos.

I got covered in confetti and a slice of pizza. That was the Pakenham Induction.

A dirty secret that the office has where they make new employees suffer through a wild night of screaming and bad decisions

The new girl got locked in a closet with a guy who wouldn’t stop talking. That was Pakenham Induction.

We had to dance in the parking lot while screaming into a megaphone. That’s the real Pakenham Induction.

The new employee had to run around the office while yelling ‘I will not be late again!’ That was brutal.