Paken

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 6d ago · 2 definitions

1
When you jerk off to tiny flaccid dicks that make you feel like a loser
I woke up to my neighbor's paken session. It was like a horror movie.
My cousin tried to paken to his crush. He didn't even get hard.
I paken to my friend's tiny peen. It was like watching a sad movie.
2
A loud and dramatic way to say something annoying showed up
Paken! My mom just yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.
Paken! My teacher showed up with a pop quiz.
Paken! My dog ate my homework again.
xs