Pakeha

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Pakeha is a word from Maori that means 'white people who act like they own the place.' It’s mostly used for Europeans in New Zealand.

'You Pakeha think you're king of the island? I'm still here, you know.'

My grandpa says Pakeha are like cockroaches, they're everywhere and they never leave.

My teacher called me a Pakeha and I asked why, she said because I'm not a kiwi.

Pakeha is a dirty word for white people in New Zealand. It means 'white cunt' and is used when you're really mad at them.

My brother got called a Pakeha in the street for knocking over my dad’s beer.

My cousin said her boss is a Pakeha and he gives her the worst shifts.

I told my friend he’s a Pakeha and he said I’m a fella who needs a life.

Pakeha are the old British who came to New Zealand and took the land from the Maori. Now they're still acting like they're the boss.

My grandpa says Pakeha are like the old kings, they think they're still in charge.

My teacher said the Pakeha took the land and never gave it back.

My uncle said Pakeha are like the worst bosses, they're mean and never share.

Pakeha are a fake tribe of Maori who are actually not Maori. They say they’re part of the Maori Jesus’ family and they’re super important.

My cousin said Pakeha are like fake Maori who don’t even know the real stories.

My friend’s teacher said Pakeha are like the Maori Jesus’ second cousins.

My uncle said Pakeha think they’re better than the real Maori.

Pakeha are mostly bad people who rape kids, hit tourists, and drink all day. They’re the worst.

My friend said his Pakeha uncle raped his cousin in the woods.

My teacher said Pakeha hit kids off bikes and never told the cops.

My grandpa said Pakeha drink till they’re drunk and then drive like lunatics.

Pakeha is a word that means 'Slade.' It's also a name of a really loud man who never shuts up.

My cousin said Slade is a Pakeha and he's the loudest person in school.

My teacher said Slade is the king of Pakeha and he never stops talking.

My grandpa said Slade is a Pakeha and he can yell louder than a dog.