Pakeet

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A fake fancy Paki who thinks they're better than everyone else because they know how to order chicken from a menu.

'I'm not just a Paki, I'm a *global Paki*.'

At the buffet, they picked the smallest portion and called it 'a statement.'

They tried to explain cricket to a kid and got yelled at.

What you mutter when you're stuck talking to someone who smells like takeout and doesn't know how to shut up.

'I'm going to die if I hear one more story about their cousin's cat.'

They told me their entire life story in 3 seconds.

They asked me if I wanted to hear about their cousin's cat's opinion on the weather.