Pakee

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A loud, messy hand-slap that means either you’re gonna get wrecked or you’re gonna get kissed. It’s like a slap that says, ‘You’re either my enemy or my lover.’
My cousin pakeed me in the face and said, ‘You’re my lover now.’
He pakeed her so hard, she got a black eye and a new nickname.
I pakeed the waiter and got free dessert. It was worth it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Hawaiian slur for Chinese people. It’s also what you call someone who hoards money like it’s going out of style and you’re never gonna get rich.
My aunt called my uncle a pakee because he refused to buy me a phone.
The pakee at the store didn’t even blink when I asked for a free pizza.
My teacher said, ‘You’re a pakee, and you’re gonna pay for that pencil.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who thinks money is the only thing that matters and would rather die than spend a dollar on something unnecessary.
My mom is a pakee. She bought a $10 shirt and called it a ‘bargain.’
He was a pakee and walked 10 miles to save 50 cents.
My friend is a pakee and still uses a $0.50 coffee cup.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you throw someone on the ground like they’re a sack of potatoes, just because you like them. It’s a form of love that hurts.
I pakeed my brother and told him, ‘I love you, you idiot.’
She pakeed me at the party and said, ‘You’re my best friend.’
He pakeed his friend so hard, he got a bruise and a new nickname.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Frisian word for grandfather. It’s like the grandpa of all grandpas, but in a different language.
My pakee gave me a lollipop and told me, ‘You’re my favorite grandpa.’
He said, ‘I’m your pakee, and I’m not going anywhere.’
My grandpa is a pakee, and he still gives me lollipops.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A crazy dessert that’s like a pie and a cake had a baby. It’s baked in a cookie crumb crust and covered in frosting. It’s like a dream made of sugar.
I ate a pakee and it was like heaven in a plate.
The pakee was so good, I ate it all in one bite.
My friend brought a pakee to the party, and everyone was in shock.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you skip more than half your work time like it’s a game show and you’re trying to win a vacation.
I pakeed my job today because I was tired of working.
She pakeed and went to the beach instead of coming to work.
He pakeed so much, his boss gave him a warning.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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