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Papa Angus Knows Best is a man who always tells you what to do even if he’s wrong and doesn’t care if you fail.

Angus said I should eat the whole cake. I did. Now I’m in the hospital.

He told me to fight the principal. I did. I got suspended.

He said I should quit my job. I did. Now I’m broke.

Papa Angus Knows Best is like a boss who never listens to you but always gives the worst advice.

He told me to date my boss. Now I’m stuck in a love triangle.

He said I should rob a bank. I did. I got arrested.

He told me to take a nap. I did. I missed my flight.

Papa Angus Knows Best is a guy who thinks he’s a genius and will tell you to do stupid things just because he feels like it.

He told me to wear a chicken suit to work. I did. Everyone laughed at me.

He said I should kiss my teacher. I did. Now I’m in trouble.

He told me to run away from my problems. I did. Now I’m lost.