Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny, gay, annoying, and completely unexciting person who talks way too much for no reason

Why do you even exist? You're like a background character in a movie.

You're so gay it's making me sick.

You're like a broken toaster, just constantly going on and on.

2

A smol, nise, and slightly gay person who’s so boring it could put a cat to sleep

You’re like the human version of a boring PowerPoint slide.

If you were a sandwich, I’d throw it in the trash.

You’re so boring I could fall asleep listening to you talk.

3

A gay, tiny, and slightly annoying person who’s like the human version of a doorknob, just there and never interesting

You’re like a doorknob, just there and never interesting.

You’re so tiny and gay, I feel sorry for you.

You’re like a boring song that plays on repeat.

4

A smol, nise, and gay person who’s so annoying you wish they were never born

You’re like the worst kind of background noise.

I’d rather listen to a vacuum cleaner than you.

You’re so annoying I want to scream.

5

A tiny, slightly gay, and totally boring person who’s like the human version of a nap

You’re like a nap, just boring and short.

You’re so tiny and gay, I can’t even look at you.

You’re like the human version of a boring spreadsheet.

6

A smol, gay, and slightly annoying person who’s like the human version of a broken calculator

You’re like a broken calculator, just constantly going on and on.

You’re so gay it’s like a rainbow exploded in my face.

You’re like the worst kind of math problem.