Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Micah, you a face like a horse’s butt and you’re a total mess of stupid nonsense

Pakangkang, I swear you’re worse than my mom’s ex.

Pakangkang, your face could scare a ghost.

Pakangkang, I’d rather eat a shoe than talk to you.

2

You look like you got hit by a truck and then a chicken

Pakangkang, you look like a dumpster fire.

Pakangkang, I think you’re the reason the sun went down early.

Pakangkang, your face is a crime.

3

You’re like a blob of mud that fell in a toilet and then got stepped on

Pakangkang, you’re the reason I failed math.

Pakangkang, I’d rather fight a bear than talk to you.

Pakangkang, your face is worse than my cousin’s toe.

4

You’re a walking disaster with a face that makes people cry

Pakangkang, you’re the worst part of my day.

Pakangkang, your face is like a bad pizza.

Pakangkang, I’d rather be yelled at by my teacher than see your face.

5

You’re the kind of person who ruins a perfectly good day just by existing

Pakangkang, you’re the reason I skipped breakfast.

Pakangkang, your face is like a broken chair.

Pakangkang, I’d rather do homework than be near you.