PAKALY

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A PAKALY is when your friend shows up and doesn't leave until you're both too tired to move.

My buddy came over and played Minecraft for 12 hours. I woke up with a headache and no life.

I tried to do homework. My friend just laughed and said, 'You’re gonna fail anyway.'

He didn’t even bother to turn off the game. He just collapsed on the floor like a dog.

A PAKALY is when your friend invades your house and takes over your brain with Minecraft.

He came over and didn’t leave until I had to eat breakfast in the game.

I tried to go to bed. He just yelled, 'I’m not done yet!'

He built a whole castle in my room and called it 'The Kingdom of Bro.'

A PAKALY is when your friend crashes your house and you both lose your minds over Minecraft.

He came over and we played until the sun came up. I looked like a raccoon.

He said he was going home. Then he just fell asleep on my couch.

I tried to leave. He said, 'You can’t leave until you beat my level.'

A PAKALY is when your friend shows up and you both forget about everything else for Minecraft.

I had a test the next day. I still played until my eyes were closed.

He didn’t even bring snacks. He just brought Minecraft and a death wish.

My mom yelled at me. I just said, 'It’s a PAKALY!'

A PAKALY is when your friend comes over and you both get so wasted on Minecraft that you forget about life.

We played so long I forgot my own name. I just said, 'I’m Bro.'

He didn’t even take a break. He just yelled, 'I’m not done yet!'

We didn’t even clean up. We just left blocks everywhere.

A PAKALY is when your friend takes over your house and you both get so addicted to Minecraft that you’re both brain dead.

He came over and we played until my brain was like a fried egg.

I tried to leave. He just screamed, 'You can’t leave until I win!'

I had to eat pizza in the game. It was the worst pizza ever.