PakaDaFaka

He tried to beat me up in the school parking lot. I told him I’d beat him up again if he didn’t stop following my girlfriend.

He sent me a text that said, 'You ain’t the man I thought you were.' I replied, 'You ain’t the man I thought you were either.'

He showed up at my house with a baby and a bag of weed. I told him to leave before I called the cops.

He tried to join my lunch table. I told him, 'You ain’t welcome here.' He said, 'I’m gonna be here every day.'

He texted me, 'You better back off my girl.' I replied, 'You better back off my life.'

He showed up at my birthday party and asked for a drink. I said, 'You don’t get a drink. You get a warning.'

He showed up at my girlfriend’s house with a baby and a gift card. I told him, 'You didn’t even bring me a gift card.'

He sent me a message that said, 'You’re gonna regret this.' I said, 'You’re already regretting this.'

He tried to be my dad at the grocery store. I told him, 'You’re not my dad. You’re the guy who gave my girlfriend a baby.'